TV Commercials That Insult My Cat Brain
# 1 - Residence Inn by Marriot - Circus Freaks!
# 2 - Honey Bunches of Oats - Employees on Crack!
# 3 - Viva Viagra - A Highly Unlikely Male Bonding Experience!
# 4 - Beggin' Strips - Cats Like Bacon Too Don't Ignore Us!
# 5 - Xfinity - False advertising about basset hound contract-signing!
# 6 - Rocket pugs like Doritos - ought to have been a hound!
# 7 - BlueTax.com - zombie tutorial!
# 8 - Dogs are dumb - not cats!
# 9 - Rattlesnakes - probably more dangerous than advertised!
# 10 - Milky Way - saving the world from stupid people!
# 11 - Orville Redenbacher - is a ZOMBIE!
# 12 - Dairy Queen - selling guitars that are strangely out of tune!
# 13 - Taco Bell - a jackpot of stupid commercials!
# 14 - GEICO - Take your 15 minutes and shove it!
# 15 - Angel Soft Bath Tissue - not something I want on my behind!
# 16 - Cadbury Easter Thing - ridiculous outfit!
# 17 - Charmin Ultra Soft - bears are disgusting creatures!
# 18 - Radio Shack - what an annoying cat!
# 19 - WHISKERS OF FURY FOREVER (plus bacon)!
# 20 - Smurfs, the movie - Stupidity in 3D!
# 21 - Cinnamon Toast Crunch - Cannibals!
# 22 - Lowe's First Time Home Buyers - I hate you both!
# 23 - Head-On - Death to advertising executives!
# 24 - Travelocity - bringing you the beach angel of stupidity!
# 25 - Lean Cuisine - some sort of stupid singing, I don't know...
# 26 - Traveler's Insurance - no cat wants a bone!
# 27 - Nibbler claims another blog post - he doesn't give up!
# 28 - Luvs Diapers - this is a disgusting premise!
# 29 - Breakfast in China - not as stupid as advertised!
# 30 - Pet Sematary - undermining the cat cause!
# 31 - Dish Network - and a bunch of weird cowboys!
# 32 - Petco - what kind of company is this!
# 33 - Target - making Christmas terrifying!
# 34 - Glade - these people are making acid candles!
# 35 - McDonald's - teenagers are possibly this annoying!
# 36 - Yoplait Light - you are such a nagging harpy!
# 37 - Philips Colon Health - please just shut up about this subject!
# 38 - Quilted Northern - for the love of God shut up about your toilet paper!
# 39 - Health Crusader - you have something in your eye!
# 40 - Dentastix - this one is actually kind of hilarious!
# 41 - Cadbury Bunny - we would never stoop so low!
# 42 - Liquid Gold Velveeta - what is wrong with you people?!
# 43 - Reese's Peanut Butter Orgy - it does not work this way!