Weekly (sort of) entries
August 17, 2013
An update
January 12, 2013
The $125 fart
December 13, 2012
My recent visit to grandma's house
We went to grandma's house for Thanksgiving and got to see the family. I was happy to see everyone again, but I did not care for the long car ride. Breezy is always a bit of a drama queen and makes a big fuss if anyone bumps into her. She needs to get over herself.
We all had a good time, but we eventually had to go back home. But we will see grandma's family again before too long.
December 8, 2012
Son of the Christmas Pig Monster
Well, I am sorry to report that they bought ANOTHER Christmas Pig Monster. I call him 'Son of the Christmas Pig Monster'. He is just as evil and stupid as his evil and stupid father. They put him out there this morning.
I was not a happy hound.
July 28, 2012
Just too tired!
July 8, 2012
The worst part about summer is the flies
Summer is not very much fun when you get right down to it. Yes it is warmer and you don't have to worry about several feet of snow, and yes the dog park is easier to get to, and yes there are things like hamburger cookouts and visits to grandma's houses. But there are bad parts too. It gets really hot sometimes, and we can't go to the dog park as much when it gets really hot because Beau is old and daddy is lazy. We don't even get to stay out in the yard very much. And hamburger cookouts are more fun for people than for hounds because we don't get to eat as much as we would like.
But the worst part about summer is the flies. They are stupid little bugs that fly into the house when the door opens and they land on your food and buzz against the window. I would really like to eat them but they are too fast to catch usually. And there are tons of them out there! I don't know if they breed better in the heat or what but every time you go out they buzz around your head to remind you they are still there.
March 13, 2012
Beauregard the Dignified Southern Basset goes to the dog park
Now the younger hounds went all crazy and started whining, barking and acting very undignified. I, myself, let a few woofs to voice my approval and then waited patiently for Mama to put my collar on. Then we all loaded up in the BUV (Basset Utility Vehicle). The youngin' were acting all crazy hanging out the windows looking ridiculous.
February 26, 2012
Stupid TV Commercial Sunday # 40
February 13, 2012
It's my Gotcha Day!
February 11, 2012
Rescue Me # 5
February 5, 2012
Super Beau Sunday
So today I've high jacked Bunsen's Stupid TV commercial Sunday to talk about something called the "Superbowl." It happens once a year, Mama says, but I don't get all the hype. She says that men in outfits take a ball and run it across the grass and that it goes on for 3 hours. Now I've run around with a ball, even chased a ball but I can tell you that gets old FAST. I could think of something more fun to do for 3 hours, like napping. Now that's a sport a basset can get into!

January 24, 2012
Happy National Peanut Butter Day
January 21, 2012
Dear Cats
January 19, 2012
I hate sweetgum trees
I see that many of our blog followers enjoyed the sexy basset spread the other day! We were glad to see so many people happy to check out our hounds, especially our rescued hounds. However it almost didn't happen! I was just getting ready to blog that night when a terrible thing happened to me!
I went out in the yard to do my business so I had no interruption while blogging about all our sexy hounds. I was so excited about that blog that I had to romp and run around the yard. Well, I stepped on something hard and knobby and it really hurt. I stopped immediately so I could inspect my paw and make sure it was OK, and I realized that whatever it was had stuck in my foot! I wasn't happy, because it was my bad foot on top of it all. So I slowly limped back to the house, worried that my injury would prevent me from honoring our sexy hounds. Rosco and Breezy had already got inside, and daddy was hollering for me to hurry up (he is so impatient sometimes!). I finally got in and daddy realized I had hurt my paw. I bet he felt bad for rushing me. He better have.
I was so worried at that point, because beautiful hounds like me don't like to be laid up waiting for their paw to heal. I certainly did not want to visit the vet again, after my last two experiences. So I laid on my back so daddy could check on my foot and fix it and hopefully rub my belly afterwards. Well, I may not have mentioned it before but daddy is a doctor. He's not a vet kind of doctor though, he studied lizards or some silly thing - this was all before my gotcha day so I don't know the details, Rosco can tell you sometime - but he knows enough to fix feet I guess, because he pulled the thing out. Then he showed it to me and said 'Layla this is a sweetgum ball, they come off trees. Mama and I hate these things.' Well I hate them too, I'm the one that had it in her paw!
The culprit fruiting body
So I decided to educate myself so I know how to avoid that problem in the future. It turns out sweetgum balls are horrible things and sweetgum trees are hateful, terrible plants that exist to drop stupid little spiky balls all over a hound's yard and make it nearly uninhabitable. A sweetgum tree can drop lots of these stupid little things! And they persist for a long time. Daddy explained to me that he and mama set the yard on fire not too long ago (that was another terrible day, they wouldn't let us out of our crates and the yard stunk and was all black afterwards) to get rid of dead leaves and other stuff, but the sweetgum balls were still there. Upon learning this I asked daddy to chop the tree down, but he explained that it was in the neighbor's yard and we can't cut it down. So I have decided to step lightly in my own yard and bark at the neighbor at every opportunity for having such a dumb and basset-unfriendly tree.
And these keys are way too small!
But I might be a little too dramatic here. My foot was OK after that and daddy gave me a treat for the trouble I went through and told me I was beautiful and that I would be OK. That calmed me down, and then he said 'Layla we have sexy bassets that need our attention'. And then we wrote the blog!
But I still hate sweetgum trees!
January 11, 2012
The best place on Earth
Even though the long-legged hounds can outrun me, if we team up as bassets we are able to hold our own and even make them think twice before laughing at us.









