I had not realized it was Christmas time again. Normally you get a warning like snow or cold weather but it has been pretty warm and there has been no snow. Daddy killed a deer and has killed some ducks so we know it was fall, but I mean we were at the dog park only a few weeks ago! But Christmas time means Christmas Pig Monster time. I was really happy last year because the duct tape job that mama and daddy did to patch him up did not hold up so well and they had to throw him away. Life seemed to be much safer. But then they started dragging out Christmas time stuff, and like any safety-minded hound, I got a little concerned. You just never know.
What are you putting up this year? It isn't... pig-related, is it?
Well, I am sorry to report that they bought ANOTHER Christmas Pig Monster. I call him 'Son of the Christmas Pig Monster'. He is just as evil and stupid as his evil and stupid father. They put him out there this morning.
Damn it
I was not a happy hound.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The horror
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