Anyway - this new store opened up in town recently. They have really bad commercials. I think they are supposed to be bad, and that is supposed to make them slightly less bad somehow (humans... go figure). But in this case, it just remains bad. The green eyeshadow is what does it for me. I think she ought to have that looked at. Plus why are her legs like that when she is flying? If she tried to land they would buckle under her admittedly lithe, healthy-lifestyle influenced frame.
The crusades failed for a reason, you know
Anyway - time to go lay in the window and watch the birds.