That's right. We're going back to the Beggin Strips commercial again. Only this time, we are going to make fun of the new commercial.
OK, so first we have the dumbest dog breed in existence: the golden retriever. We have a dog cousin named Griff who is one of these, and let me tell you, I have coughed up hairballs that had higher IQ.
Next in line is the bulldog. A more appropriate name would be the fartdog.
Then we have the basset hound, which is silly-looking and lazy no matter WHAT the dogs on this blog tell you.
Followed by a poodle, or maybe a couple of Q-Tips taped together and voice-dubbed.
Then a corgi? It's hard to tell... such a short animal...
I don't know what kind of dogs were running from the Taj Mahal but we can assume they are dumb. Following them were a bunch of Shih Tzus, which have obscene-sounding names.
Anyway, none of these dogs deserve bacon as much as we cats do.