January 21, 2012

Dear Cats

Dear Cats,

Hello! This is your best friend Breezy. All I want to do is just play with you, but most of you seem to think that I am going to kill and eat you. This is not the case at all! I merely want to chase, slobber, chew upon, and eventually maul each and every one of you. See, that's not so bad, is it? Perhaps what you need is some time to be around me when I am not so awake to get used to me. Please refer to the video below for some tips. I think this solution will benefit us all. I look forward to working with you.




  1. oh my gosh, breezy...How could you let that cat sit on you? I mean, i understand that can't should always earn their keep and that massage is probably a good way to do that...but i don't think that cat was really massaging as much as..uhm...doing something....more...uhm... Eww *lol*
    I suppose it's possible he just couldn't get purchase on your glorious lose basset skin, but i think he was doing something more icky!! Poor girl! Taken advantage of!!

  2. Oooh wait, that wasn't you breezy! Oh okay. I thought the cat name was weird and not something i recognized from JoF *lol* oh well...good thing. I think you'd better just stick to chasing them breezy *nod nod* those cats are bratty!