The hound's name is Humphrey. He is a pretty cool-looking hound, and he is just trying to do what all hounds should be able to do without having to put up with this kind of stupid silliness. But this guy Dale Sturtevant seems to think we are deserving of such hateful and obscene speech. If I were Humphrey I would flat basset myself to the full extent and then bite him when he tried to move me. And maybe fling a glob of spit up into his dumb face.
Who does this guy think he is? What a jerk.