I was originally going to write about data used in claims by television advertising, but I couldn't find the right Easy, Breezy Covergirl commercial on YouTube, so that will have to wait. So, instead of a light-hearted commentary on the pseudoscience that we have all come to accept in our daily lives, and its potential impact on the stupidifying of America, I am going to write about something far more important.
Songs that get stuck in my head. There have been quite a few of them lately for my wife and I. One of them was her fault. I'm also going to be sharing these songs via YouTube videos below, because I feel pretty good about understanding the HTML code to make them show up in my blog (yay!), and because I don't want to be the only person suffering horribly after writing this blog.
Song #1. Green Acres Theme Song
While working at the meat department the other day, my wife sends me a text message about how she has the Green Acres song stuck in her head. This immediately infected me with the same problem, and I spent the rest of the day boning out pork butt shoulders while repeating the one or two lines to that dumb song that I could remember over and over again. And now I've passed this gift on to you. But at least you can benefit from the full version of the song and not only Eva Gabor's lines.
Song #2. J.G. Wentworth commercial
God forbid I should ever have to use their services, but I think this commercial is actually a masterpiece of marketing. Much better than some of their other commercials (think of the one with a bunch of people shouting about their money outside of their windows, and look on YouTube for a good spoof), they came out with this opera themed stuff at some point and struck a vibe (with me, at least). Unfortunately, it sticks on your head like glue, but at least you can chuckle to yourself about it all day. This couldn't have been cheap either - it's twice the length of a normal commercial - but I guess there are enough people who need their money now for old Mr. Wentworth to be able to afford this sort of advertising.
Song #3. Stupid Ford Fiesta commercial
This one actually annoys the heck out of me, despite some really awesome choreography and original advertising. But that background music! Urgh!
Song #4. Strangers in the Night
I might be alone on this one, but this song gets stuck in my head all the time. I blame the movie Fletch, and the scene where Chevy Chase alters the lyrics to his own particular version. It's funny, but then I worked with a guy in a butcher shop who liked to cut meat while listening to Frank Sinatra, and that pretty much encoded the lyrics into my DNA. Now that I think about it, there is something kind of sinister about listening to Sinatra while dicing up meat... Anyway, to go a little easier on you, I put up an apparently rare version of the song as done by the band Cake.
Song #5. Hound Dog
This all just comes with the territory when you own basset hounds. I can't really say anything bad about the king, especially after I found a video of him singing this song to a basset on TV.
Song #6. Love Will Keep us Together
I'm kind of ashamed I even know about this duo. Nevermind how I even learned of this song; the story is embarrassing and involves a cat. For awhile there this song played through my head, despite my otherwise normal appearance, all the time. It even got played on an episode of Lost. But there is, at least, some potential here for a cute pair of dog costumes...
Song #7. I Love a Parade
My family has a rather unhealthy habit of watching/listening to the same media ad nauseum during the holidays. I think I can probably recite National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation from start to finish, given enough participating friends. But this song comes from the original Vacation movie, where Clark is wandering lost in the desert with his pants tied around his head, after catapulting the family truckster through the Arizona desert. It was humorous when I was 15; now I wish I could forget it. The worst part is he only sings the first two lines. That's not even a song stuck in my head, it's two lines!
Song #8. Destati
Unless you played Kingdom Hearts, you might not know this song. I did and I do; it's actually kind of cool, and another neat piece that has been performed by orchestra groups around the world. Certain parts of this song end up stuck in my head from time to time.